This is a Pompelian.
Pompelians perch on the point of pink pyramids in Pompeii.
Pompelians politely eat pepperoni pizza with pickles, parmesan and peas while drinking purple pepsi.
Pompelians like pom-poms, particularly cute pomeranians and primary dictionaries.
Pompelians wear pink polka-dot ponchos with pretty pineapple shoes.
A Pompelian pathetically promised he wouldn’t pull a practical prank on me.
By G.P